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16

Sep

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

tastefullyoffensive:

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deanbennie:

finding a new favorite character like

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khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

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12

Sep

themohawkassassin:

discoveringdavinci:

Robert Downey Jr.  was just announced to be playing Leonardo da Vinci for the upcoming Assassins Creed film. 

The Assassin’s Creed film is an upcoming, feature-length motion picture, based on the award-winning series of the same name, directed by Justin Kurzel and produced by Ubisoft Motion Pictures and Frank Marshall. 

The film is produced by and stars Michael Fassbender, who mentioned the film will be a mixture of “the game” and new story elements.

It will be distributed by 20th Century Fox for a planned release of 7 August 2015

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THIS SHIT

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papaver-somniferum:

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

09

Sep

thesassylorax:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME

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This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.

outofcontextdnd:

Wizard: Are you seriously suggesting you attempt to seduce a succubus?

Rogue: Yes.

fleur:
oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric:
yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry:
see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone:
what about you, viktor?
viktor:
IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK

08

Sep

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

queermycroft:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

ahungrygirlsfitnessjourney:

mamavalkyrie:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

One does not simply paint over Mordor.

Omg.. he’s so sad

ahungrygirlsfitnessjourney:

mamavalkyrie:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

One does not simply paint over Mordor.

Omg.. he’s so sad